Caption contest

The scene: New Labour's birthplace and heartland, a few hours after Mr Blair's resignation took effect:

Two bottles of the Real Ale of your choice (sent anywhere in t'world) for the best caption.
caption@plimpton.org

The replies thus far:

• Damo from London:
• "Gordon impatiently kept an eye on his stuff and awaited the removal van to get into Number 10..."
• Iam from Hackney:
• “good riddance to bad rubbish”
• “where's that paddle?”
• “all the new ideas are on the pallet”
  
• Simon from Sydney:
• "Shredders working overtime/Tryin to taste the difference/Tween a lemon and a lime"
• "As well as peace in the Middle East and solving global warming, Blair's
  term in office helped achieve the UK's complete independence from
  imports of Hamster bedding."
• Pugsley from Sydney:
• "CHANGES TO NEW LABOUR UNDER THE STEWARDSHIP OF GORDON BROWN – RUBBISH!!"
• Holly from Sydney:
• "Will anyone think to glue those shredded pages back together?"
• "Dodgy Dossier Dump!"
• Hanesy from West London:
• "all the evidence was ready to go up....all that was needed was a match"
• Nick in the Swedish Forests:
  
• "No more spin"
• Danny from Adelaide:
  
• "It was a great relief to Gordon to finally find all the mail that had been stolen from his letterbox at No 10."