Drum Roll Please

I've just finished wading through the reams of entries generated by last month's caption contest, set around the above picture. For the full list of entries, click here.

But down to the important part, the prizes for best caption. there were a coupe that tickled my fancy, namely:

• Iam from Hackney: "Where's that paddle?"

• Simon from Sydney:"Shredders working overtime/Tryin to taste the difference/Tween a lemon and a lime"

But I do feel the simplest is often the best, therefore I am awarding the prize of two bottles of the Real Ale of your choice* to:

Holly from Sydney for "Dodgy Dossier Dump"

Holly nervously awaits the verdict at last night's glittering ceremony.

Congratulations Holly, Drop me a line here at Euroblather Central with your pick*, and two bottles of finest British Real Ale will soon be winging their carbon burning way to your doorstep.

*Prize must be easily obtainable at local off licence or Supermarket.