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Thursday, June 28, 2007

Caption contest

The scene: New Labour's birthplace and heartland, a few hours after Mr Blair's resignation took effect:

Two bottles of the Real Ale of your choice (sent anywhere in t'world) for the best caption.
caption@plimpton.org

The replies thus far:
  • Damo from London:
    • "Gordon impatiently kept an eye on his stuff and awaited the removal van to get into Number 10..."
  • Iam from Hackney:
    • “good riddance to bad rubbish”
    • “where's that paddle?”
    • “all the new ideas are on the pallet”
  • Simon from Sydney:
    • "Shredders working overtime/Tryin to taste the difference/Tween a lemon and a lime"
    • "As well as peace in the Middle East and solving global warming, Blair's
      term in office helped achieve the UK's complete independence from
      imports of Hamster bedding."
  • Pugsley from Sydney:
    • "CHANGES TO NEW LABOUR UNDER THE STEWARDSHIP OF GORDON BROWN – RUBBISH!!"
  • Holly from Sydney:
    • "Will anyone think to glue those shredded pages back together?"
    • "Dodgy Dossier Dump!"
  • Hanesy from West London:
    • "all the evidence was ready to go up....all that was needed was a match"
  • Nick in the Swedish Forests:
    • "No more spin"
  • Danny from Adelaide:
    • "It was a great relief to Gordon to finally find all the mail that had been stolen from his letterbox at No 10."