Sunday, October 26, 2008

Go go go Royal Hobart Show








In Hobart and southern Tasmania, the fourth Thursday in October sees the annual public holiday that is declared for the Royal Hobart Show (Show day is also traditionally the day to plant your summer tomato crop, and other horticultural products). Being dutiful southern Tasmanians, Katie and I trooped out to the showgrounds at Elwick with Caroline, Rob, Bea and Eddie for a bit of a taste of the fair.




For me, it brought back a heap of memories of childhood visits to the Show with Mum, Dad and Brent. back then, when Tasmania still had passenger trains, they used to run specials from the city out to the Showgrounds. Now, there's no special buses, but they do run the normal suburban service every thirty minutes. Integrated and innovative public transport, that's what we're on about folks!

We went through the cattle and goat pavillions, as well as the "Life on the farm" pavilion, which was filled with lots of touchable livestock and was a hit with the kids. Incidentally, sponsored by John Gay and the friendly folk at Gunns.

Speaking of woodchips, Katie and I wandered down the side of the showgrounds, via the Tasmanian Devil conservation stand,

and through to the woodchopping arena, where we watched a couple of heats of the big men doing battle with vertical logs. It was a great sight, watching these blokes sink their axes into the hardwood, managing to get through in just over twenty seconds. And these guys were the veterans!


After the excitment of the chopping, we made our way over to Sideshow Alley, where Katie had the pleasure of sinking five ping pong balls down a rotating clown's gob to win a lovely pair of fluffy dice.
And we got some hot American donuts, from the van that has had the same tape recording blaring from its speakers for at least the last 35 years. See them being made (link to crappy recording I made with my phone)!

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Sunday, October 19, 2008

Post Wedding Shindig in Hobart

Katie and I hosted an afternoon tea at our place yesterday as a bit of a Hobart celebration of our wedding, four weeks ago (pictures coming SOON!). It was a beaut day, I think 23 degrees was the temperature. Katie and Mum baked up several storms...the highlight had to be the debut of the 38-cupcake cupcake tree!


Much bubbly and Bonnington Brewery Pale Ale and Munich Lager was consumed in the sun, and beyond. Twas a fantastic day, and great to be surrounded by friends old (Mavis at 96) and new (Max at about five weeks), and lots more in between.



There's a few more pix (thanks to Jan for whipping off some photos) of proceedings sitting with Smugmug right here.

Sunday, October 12, 2008

Nightclubs are hell.

I used to thank bouncers and door bitches for deciding I wasn't the quite in the demographic that they wanted to let into their nightclubs on the odd occasion I was dragged along after the pubs shut. Charlie Brooker in the Guardian verbalises my hatred of them like no one else has before.

Friday, October 10, 2008

Ich bin ein Hamburger

Or something like that. Our German mates gave us a Moulinex mincer as a wedding present. Tonight we had hamburgers made with mince we ground from round steak.



Bloody hell they were good.

Thursday, October 09, 2008

A quick scoot up the Valley

I scored a couple of glass fronted cabinets on Freecycle yesterday. Only problem was they were in Hamilton, about seventy Km away from Hobart, up the Derwent Valley. dad and I went up there this morning to collect. the furniture was half gone and rubbish, but it was a good excuse for a drive on a beautiful day. Grabbed a couple of great pies at the very friendly Platter Pie Cafe in Hamilton, and a refreshing ale and some cheap eggs at the Gretna Green pub.

There's no quick marriages on offer at Gretna Green in Tassie though. Which is cool, cos I'm already hitched! :)

Photos of that auspicious event will be up here very soon. Watch this space....

Sunday, October 05, 2008

The spectral memorials that haunt our roads


They started in San Francisco, spread throughout the States and are now appearing in cities worldwide ghostly white bikes adorned with fresh flowers that mark the spot where a cyclist has been killed. As they begin to appear across Britain, Geraldine Bedell talks to the creators of these poetic shrines and the victims families.


".....The British ghost bike phenomenon remains much more diffuse and less well understood. A memorial to James Foster in Essex Road, on the Hackney-Islington border in London, has recently been vandalised; it is now missing its front wheel, pedals and handlebars and hangs off its post looking battered and lost. James's friend Sarn Baggett, who built it out of spare parts at Mosquito Bikes, where he and James both worked, says all the components were unusable. Perhaps the vandals didn't understand the bike's significance, although it is also possible that people in London are simply less civilised and sympathetic than those in New York.

James, who was 37, was pushing his bike across the road when he was hit by a car driven by 24 year-old Sabrina Harman. She was over the drink-drive limit and speeding and had a previous conviction for drink-driving. She had been banned for a year and still had not regained her full licence.

Foster was well-known and much loved among London cyclists. A tall Tasmanian, with long red dreadlocks, he shared a house with nine other Australians and New Zealanders. Baggett remembers him as 'a classic gentle giant with a massive smile', while his friend Therese Kilpatrick recalls 'a quiet, exceptional person who was incredibly generous with his time, who respected everyone'. He loved cycling and skateboarding and anything to do with adventure; he was also deeply concerned about the environment....."

Click here for the full story


Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Wedding: The final few days

Katie and I are jetting off to Sydney tomorrow to get hitched. The last few weeks have absolutely flown by, and now the anticipation is building to record levels. We had a few drinks at the Republic on Sunday afternoon with friends & family, I finished burning the music for the ceremony, background and party sections of Saturday. It seems like the weather is going to be balmy, with a slight chance of a late shower. Very bloody late I hope.


And Katie collected her dress from Sandra:



She is quite excited. "Quite excited", in the same vein that Lehman Brothers and Merrill Lynch are in "a bit of trouble". Or Brendan Nelson " slightly underestimated his popularity amongst his parliamentary colleagues".


Next step is to get the dress onto the plane as hand luggage. Glad we ain't going JetStar!

Watch this space (as time permits).

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Up on the dry


Was driving past the Domain Slipyards the other day, when I noticed that two of the oldest vessels still floating on the Derwent, the May Queen and the Cartela were both out of the water for maintenance.

Friday, September 05, 2008

End of swine



After six days of leftover meals (pork fried rice, sandwiches, pork, pesto n pasta, etc, etc) and general picking at what was left of the spitroast swine wot we cooked at my buck's weekend, last night I chopped up the final Kg or so and bunged it into a couple of Melton Mowbray style pies. I used this recipe, and I must say the end result is bloody awesome. I left them overnight, and injected the chicken stock and gelatine this morning. Couldn't find any lard for the pastry, but butter seems to suffice OK (and my heart thanks the butchers of Hobart for not stocking it).

I might have to spread the love around the inner west this afternoon.

An interesting angle

Looking over the Railway Roundabout, ABC Centre and Lower Domain from the crane on the Menzies Centre construction site. Pic by ABC Hobart announcer Joel Rheinberger. Click on image for larger version.

Thursday, September 04, 2008

A lunchtime ride

I went for a brisk lunchtime ride today with my mate Mike, who works in the CBD. We rode from the centre of Hobart, up the rivulet track, then up Macquarie Street, Cascade Road, past the brewery and up Strickland Avenue. I lasted about 1500 m past the brewery, while Mike carried on grinding uphill for another ten minutes or so. He commutes from his house, just before the start of the Pinnacle Road on Mt Wellington every day, so he should be bloody fit. I was pleased with how I went, considering the bike hasn't been getting much use lately.

Here's a pic of Mike on his way down, from where I conked out:
Click the image for full size.



There's not many capital cities where you can get surroundings like this on a lunchtime ride from the office. He was back at his desk by ten past two, after a one o'clock departure.

Now I'm off to find some lard to make pork pies with the leftovers from my Buck's Weekend. Watch this space.

Tuesday, September 02, 2008

FREE CIDER


Thirsty Camel Bottleshops natiionwide are running a 100% cashback promotion with Mercury Cider around their new "Artisan" style of cider. The offer's open on all purchases until next Sunday. I'm trying a bottle of the stuff now, and it really isn't too bad for a flat out commercial cider. Definitely very appley, and low on the fizz.



I'd say its absolutely worth a try, especially at the price.

Monday, September 01, 2008

Bux in 'Beena


The weekend just gone saw my Bucks weekend at Becher's family's shack in Nubeena. There were twenty odd of us, drawn from Tasmania, NSW, the ACT and the UK. Dave, Becher, Ben, Nick and I advanced partied it down on Friday afternoon,and set up the facilities, namely Dave's 10x10 metre marquee from hell, which blocked the breeze, and stopped it from raining quite admirably. From then on it was drinkin, fishin, bakin, eatin, cooking the 36 kilo pig, etc.

All in all, a fantastic see ya later from bachelordom from a great bunch of mates. Here's Simon's blog's tale of events, and some other photo links:

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Monday, August 18, 2008

Now I'm a cider lover to my core


Free cider and a place to pitch your tent in return for a few hours' apple-picking? Matt Carroll can't say no
Matt Carroll collects Cider apples at Broome Farm

Matt Carroll, pictured in the centre, gathers apples for cider at Broome Farm in Herefordshire. Photograph: Alan Wood

Having grown up in the West Country, I am often accused of being a 'cider drinker'. I wouldn't mind, but I don't even like the stuff. Normally, the slightest whiff of it brings back blurred memories of throwing up in the local graveyard as a 15-year-old. Standing in the cellar at Broome Farm, near Ross-on-Wye in Herefordshire, however, I get the feeling I'm going to end up changing my mind.

'Proper cider shouldn't give you any hangover,' says Mike Johnson, the owner, as he hands me a glass of cloudy liquid that looks more like fruit juice than the highly processed muck you find in the supermarkets. Who cares that it's not even lunchtime yet; round here, any hour is cider o'clock.

'There's no added chemicals in this,' he says, poking his ruddy nose into the glass to get a good sniff. 'Essentially, it's a very simple drink. Once you've collected the fruit, you just press it; the natural yeast does the rest.'

Reluctantly, I follow Mike's lead and take a sip. Instead of the artificially sweet fizz I was expecting, I find that it tastes more like savoury apple juice. Delicious.

Lined up on a battered old table in front of us are various bottles with homemade-looking labels, each containing a subtly different blend that's been painstakingly crafted by Mike and his team of merry helpers.

This place is heaven for ciderheads. Surrounding the 18th-century white stone farmhouse are 65 acres of orchards growing 70 different apple and pear varieties - with comical names such as Ball's Bittersweet, Hendre Huffcap and Startlecock (yes, really). 'We call it that because of the effect it has on you after a few pints,' says Mike, as he swaps my glass of Headless Man for a drop of Frederick. 'When you've got to go, you've got to go. Know what I mean?'

I'm hoping I won't.

The bulk of Mike's crop goes straight to Bulmers, which produces commercial cider for pubs up and down the UK. But the rest is plucked from the trees, pressed on site and turned into various traditional blends that Mike sells straight from the cellar. 'Cider apples basically come in four varieties: sharps, sweets, bitter-sweets and bitter-sharps,' says Mike. 'By combining these different tastes and flavours, you can produce a huge range of ciders that appeal to all sorts of palates.'

While wine buffs generally look down their highly cultivated noses at cider, a glass of the latter can be just as complex. The ciders that Mike produces every year, all 8,000 gallons of them, are aged in old rum and whisky barrels, adding even more essence to the mix.

Harvesting begins in late September and this is where I come in. In return for my board and lodging I'm about to spend the rest of the day in the orchard behind the house, picking apples in the late summer sun. It's a tough job (especially after another glass of Frederick) but someone's got to do it. In fact, Mike is finding increasing numbers of people knocking at his door every year, looking to help with the harvest in exchange for a place to pitch their tent. With space for about 300 people, and showers and toilets on site, it makes for a cheap (and potentially boozy) weekend.

I can't quite bring myself to camp; developing a new-found taste for cider is enough of a challenge for one weekend, thanks. With a B&B room going spare in the farmhouse, the prospect of a proper bed is impossible to resist. There are three to choose from - each with wi-fi, brass bedsteads, heavy wooden furniture and views out over the orchards.

As I dump my bags and grab my wellies, I feel as if I'm in an episode of The Darling Buds of May. Even more so when I wander into the kitchen to find Mike's sister rolling out pastry for a pie.

While Mike takes care of the cider production and the main farm (which has been in the family for more than 70 years), Hilary runs the bed and breakfast with her husband, John. Both are self-confessed foodies - which is apparent the moment you pick up the menu. Everything here is homemade and locally sourced - whether it's the cider cake that's dished out at tea time or the Herefordshire fillet steak I'll be ordering for dinner later.

Before all that, though, there are apples to be picked. While some of the fruit is gathered mechanically (using ride-on 'hoovers' to suck up the windfalls), most of it is still brought in by hand - as it has been for centuries. I hitch a ride with cider makers Henry and Gabe, and we head up to the top orchard.

It's complex business. Brandishing a big stick, Henry demonstrates the noble art of 'panking' - or poking the tree until the apples fall off. Once the fruit hits the ground, it's a case of gathering it all up and chucking it into the trailer. As I root around on my hands and knees, to a soundtrack of banter and buzzing wasps, the air thick with the waft of ripe apples and cut grass, I'm reminded of summer jobs as a student, when mortgage and career were still alien concepts.

Every so often we stop for 'refreshment'. Yep, you guessed it: a glass of the good stuff. 'Years ago, farm hands would have been part-paid in cider,' says Henry, as we lean against the tractor and take in the view of rolling green hills. 'Everyone would have got about three pints a day, which they'd drink instead of water."

No wonder the pace of life was slower back then.

Fully loaded, we head back to the farm to start pressing. This, too, is pretty labour-intensive. The apples are put through a 'scratter' (pulping machine) that mashes them up, before being poured onto pieces of mesh cloth surrounded by a wooden frame to contain the goo. After wrapping the mush into a parcel, we place another frame on top and stack them into a tower known as a 'cheese'. This then gets pressed and, Bob's your uncle, you've got 25 gallons of apple juice that's as organic as it gets. All you do then is leave it to ferment.

Several glasses later, during an impromptu 'tasting session' with Mike and the boys back in the cellar, I begin to appreciate what all the fuss is about. Guess that makes me a cider drinker after all.

· Broome Farm in Peterstow, near Ross-on-Wye in Herefordshire (01989 567232; rosscider.com) offers free camping, with use of showers and toilets, in exchange for assistance with apple picking and cider making. Typically visitors are asked to work for two to three hours a day, during which they'll also get the chance to try various ciders. B&B rooms in the farmhouse cost from £25 per person (01989 562824; broomefarmhouse.co.uk). The farm also runs a Cider Festival and farmers' market from 29-31 August.

· Further information and photos by Alan Wood at wyenot.com

This article appeared in the Observer on Sunday August 17 2008 on p7 of the Features section. It was last updated at 00:04 on August 17 2008.

Three little pigs

Duncan and Jeannie have taken delivery of three piglets down at Gordon's Knob. Tim and Katie and I are investing in them, and will hopefully be eating some rather fresh swine products by late October. To remind us all that they are food, and not pets, they have been dubbed Ham, Sausage and Cha Xiu, in accordance with Hugh Fearnley Whittintall's naming convention.

Also on the livestock front, they have bought in Boris the Boar to "lay over" (that's a tech term) Darcey, which will hopefully result in a litter sometime around November. Here's Boris and Darcey getting to know each other:



There's some more snaps of the happy barnyard here.