Friday, April 13, 2007

Travolta: Is a new renaissance (in oblivion) on the way?

From this:
Virgin Radio, (Christian O'Connell, how do you feel?) to which I have the slight misfortune of listening to most days (hey, it ain't 6Music, but it certainly isn't the wrist slashing numbness that is Heart) has been plugging the absolute bejesus out of the latest John Travolta vehicle, Wild Hogs. Along with a relatively humiliating appearance on Jonathan Ross and a "mystery mechanical problem" with his personal 707, the publicity machine has been running overtime. Well, the reviews have hit the papers now, and surprise, surprise, it's no Wild Hog, more like a lame dog.

It's also a shame to see William H Macy relegated to such turgid Disney dross.

I'll let Peter Bradshaw from The Guardian give it his single star best......












....To this

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

The Boat Race 2007


Most of the Australian expats in London seemed to gather along the banks of the Thames on Easter Saturday for the annual Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race. As you can see from these pics, the race itself took a bit of a second precedence to events more onshore based......

Cambridge did it by a length and a quarter or so, by the way.

Monday, April 02, 2007

Giggedy

The Fall - Last stand @ Hammersmith Palais


Dave, Chris, Hanesey, Pandora, Andrew and myself went to the Hammersmith Palais last night to watch Mark E Smith and The Fall. The place was rammed, as it was the last night before The Palais, London Music institution closed forever. the bulldozers move in mighty soon to reduce it to rubble..to be replaced by an office block and restaurtant (probably Starbucks). Anyhow, the gig was great, Smith was incoherent. The band (all yanks now at the moment, apart from his wife on keyboards/vox, who is from Romania) were amazingly tight. There was a one number encore, before Smith announced "Thank you for allowing me access to your secured area" and left the stage. Unlike other venue closedowns, the crowd then filed obligingly and quietly out of the building that has seen many thousands of acts for the very last time. There's a few more pix on smugmug.



Next act: Jim and the JCB's

Saturday, March 31, 2007

The London Drinker 2007



Hey folks, just back from a sneaky lunchtime sojourn to the London Drinker Beer Festival at St Pancras. Managed to slam down a good six half pints and a couple of snags in bread while I was there. Got some photos of proceedings here.

Fashion in the beer hall: You hafta love the CAMRA lots of holsters hanging off your belt look..see illustration.

A CAMRA festival is a true rite of passage for anybody in the UK.

Friday, March 30, 2007

My work birthday card


A classic. Just had to share.

A Snowdonic Odyssey.


Katie and I trekked off to NW Wales last weekend. We stayed at Mount Garmon View, a very good B&B (room 8/10, breakfast 6/10...no black pudding!) in Betws Y Coed, the accomodation centre of the Snowdonia district. Whilst we didn't do much trekking on Shanks' Pony, we certainly covered a fair few miles in the faithful Peugeot and checked out a shedload of stuff, eg a Slate Mine (interesting, but a bit twee), Conwy Castle (amazingly well preserved...crazy castle, crazy tour guide) and The Snowdonia Valley (spectacular). Not to mention the former Butlins Holiday Camp at Pwellhi where Dad was a Redcoat in the sixties. It's now an onsite caravan park.

As it was my birthday on Sunday, we went out for a slap up feast of Welsh fare at Bistro Betwys Y Coed. Some delicious lamb (see illustration) was the order of the night.

And, extra bonus, the weather was beaut!

Oh yeah, the cheese! Discovered a cheddar called "Black Bomber", which is the absolute don of cheddars....creamy but still very sharp. Haven't been able to find it in London yet. Also a mouldy soft one that the deli owner tried to stop me buying. I dug it, Katie wouldn't let it stay in the room, and it rotted the greaseproof paper it was wrapped in. Awesome!

Some pics of our adventures can be found here.

Friday, March 23, 2007

The potential tragedy for John Howard


By Michael Field:

"To understand why John Howard could become a figure of tragedy of Shakespearean proportions, his life story needs to be understood. The Liberal Party has been John Howard’s life. He joined the party about the time of his eighteenth birthday in 1957, and so he will have his 50th anniversary this year. The best indication of his commitment and that of his mother was an action taken by them in 1968 when he was still living at home. Howard was endorsed as the candidate for the state seat of Drummoyne. In order to enhance his chances, his mother sold the family home in Earlwood and rented a house with him at Five Dock, a suburb within the electorate. When his bid failed, John Howard and his mother returned to Earlwood, moving together to a house in the very same street that he grew up in.........."

Read the full article on Tasmanian Times

Friday, March 16, 2007

Monday, March 12, 2007

Euroblather boards Greenpeace's "Arctic Sunrise"


One of the three vessels in Greenpeace's fleet, the "Arctic Sunrise" is currently in London, as a visual reminder to MP's of how they should be voting on Wednesday, when the legislation for the (seventy six BILLION POUNDS' worth of) replacement of the Trident Nuclear Missile system is being debated. The ship was boarded and impounded last week in Scotland by The Ministry of Defence, and all crew detained for a couple of days. A few days later, the Sunrise is berthed near Tower Bridge, and was welcomed by the Mayor of London, amongst others.

Anyhow, the ship was open for inspection this weekend, and I took the opp for a lazy cycle down to show my support and check the boat out. There's a few more photos here.

Tuesday, March 06, 2007

jarvis + ditto = temptation

Beth Ditto of The Gossip and Jarvis Cocker do a balls out version of Heaven 17's "Temptation" at the recent NME Awards in London. After she left the stage, Ditto apparently necked a bottle of whisky while standing on a table in the middle of the auditorium. The Gossip are doing a free gig at HMV on Oxford Street this afternoon. Think I may have to slope along to it.

Thursday, March 01, 2007

The Maxine Factor



Federal Politics: The Maxine Factor By: Andrew West
Wednesday 28 February 2007

It doesn’t take much. Far from being a calm and confident — one might even say, relaxed and comfortable — leader, John Howard is often rattled by those who challenge him...............

Read the full article on the New Matilda website.



Virtual Newington Green*














Just found these mouse-controlled virtual tours of Newington Green. Our street doesn't quite make it...we are closest to the first linked view. Good to see where our council tax is being spent.....

*Watching for too long could induce nausea.

Tassie Whisky is the bollox

ONE of the world's foremost authorities on whisky has brought a Tasmanian distillery to the attention of whisky connoisseurs worldwide.

In this year's edition of his Whisky Bible, UK whisky guru Jim Murray is effusive in his praise of the Tasmania Distillery, at Cambridge.

He rated its six-year-old Sullivans Cove Bourbon Cask an impressive 95 points out of a possible 100, describing it as "sensational, truly beautiful and brilliant".

Murray said the result was the "biggest Australian comeback since Larwood and Voce taught them how to bowl", referring to England's Bodyline cricket series bowlers.

Murray tasted 3600 whiskies before rating them for the Whisky Bible, with just three Scottish whiskies rating 97 and another 25 given 96 points.

Distillery manager and part-owner Patrick Maguire said yesterday the high ranking was great news for Tasmanian whisky producers.

"There are three distilleries operating in the state and another two coming on line this year and I believe we all make excellent whisky," he said.

The Tasmania Distillery was established in 1996 by Robert Hosken and was originally located on Hobart's Gasworks site, between Macquarie and Davey Sts.

Mr Hosken later sold the distillery and it went into liquidation in 2003.

Ironically, it was the whisky made by the former owners that Murray rated so highly.

Mr Maguire's group bought the stock and plant and relocated it to Cambridge.

He said half the flavours and all the colours came from the cask.

"We use American oak casks previously filled with bourbon, or French oak casks previously filled with port," he said. Other Sullivans Cove malts were also rated highly by Murray, with the six-year-old Port Cask scoring 90 points and the Double Cask rated at 88.

Outlets that do tastings and sales of Sullivans Cove whiskies are the Barilla Restaurant, the Tasting House at Richmond, the Forest and Heritage Centre at Geeveston, the Tasmanian Scottish Centre at Ross and the Gourmet Delicatessen in Elizabeth Mall.

Thursday, February 15, 2007

Check it out

This week's Time Out (click image for full size):
Same corner, same grey ghost, same unquenchable thirst for that monthly "three tickets an hour" bonus!

Euroblather, right there on the spot.

Thursday, February 08, 2007

More snow!



A decent blanket of the white stuff this morning. Of course London has ground to a halt again, as has the rest of the country. I got to wear my wellies to work tho!

Wednesday, February 07, 2007

My lunch of choice






Lina Stores in Brewer Street, conveniently located between my office and The Duke of Argyll is one of the last bastions of Soho's once thriving Italian community. Tony and Gabriella have run the store for years, and it's pretty well my favourite deli, worldwide.

Tony makes his own (pork and red wine) sausages, and heaps of different tortellinis (crayfish, pumpkin and ricotta, spinach and ricotta, veal, etc, etc) daily. As well as a huge range of everything Italian (except booze), you can get a fantastic sandwich with freshly cut meat, cheese, tomatoes, rocket, etc etc for what is probably the best value in central London.


Time Out sez:

"Lina Stores
With its pistachio-coloured façade and 1930s lettering, this shop is an unmistakable old-timer. It was first opened around the corner, and relocated to its current site after World War II. The Filippis, from Piacenza, near Milan, bought the shop in 1974 when the original owner (the eponymous Lina) retired and it’s now run by Tony and Gabriella Filippi as a family business. They have not altered the decor, and its layout remains as it was in the ’40s, with long counters stretching the length of the shop, behind which are shelves piled high with wonderful Italian delights. Tony makes fresh pasta on-site daily, and sells it on to restaurants in Soho. The recipe for his popular garlic and wine sausages comes from his home town in Italy and was handed down to him by a local butcher when he was ten years old. The delicatessen is well known and much loved, and used regularly by TV chefs Jamie Oliver and Nigella Lawson.
Lina Stores, 18 Brewer St, W1 (020 7437 6482) Piccadilly Circus tube."

Tuesday, February 06, 2007

A visit to Ken's Kastle


The Greater London Authority, headed by the (colourful) Mayor of London, Ken Livingstone has it's HQ in City Hall, at More London, just next to Tower Bridge. Last weekend it was open to the public, so Katie and I went to have a peek. All photos in this album (except the first, wot I nicked from the GLA's website) were taken from the outdoor balcony on the top (ninth) floor of this impressive Norman Foster pile.

Friday, February 02, 2007

Knock me down with a Picasso

Far out. I went for a walk at lunctime, down to Fortnum & Mason's for some of their Tewkesbury mustard (yes, Tim) and some really strong cheddar. Today's free sample in the food hall was Gloucester Old Spot pork pie. No need to buy lunch today!

On the way back to work, I went past the Royal Academy (just opposite Fortnum's), where they've just put up the installation that's pictured in this post. After that I wandered down Cork Street, which is full of retail art galleries. I stopped at Flowers Central where there's a small exhibition by Patrick Hughes, whose three dimensional paintings really play with your visual perception.

Just down the road is Helly Nahmad Gallery. their current show is called "Picasso La Californie", where there about fifteen Picassos on the wall, all painted between about 1954 and 1959, and all for sale (or already sold). I was looking around, thinking they were pretty cool, and must be worth a couple of hundred thousand pounds each. Got to the desk and checked out the catalogue. The paintings ranged in price from £4,500,000 to £16,500,000.00, meaning there must have been over a hundred million quid's worth of canvas and oil in that one room. There's no security guards, by the way!

Walking back to the office through Soho, I ran into H, who was on the way to the Duke of Argyll for a quick snifter. Rude not to, I thought, so a couple of pints of Old Brewery it was.

London, it's a pretty mundane city........

Thursday, February 01, 2007

Ryanair contact details

Ever needed to contact Ryanair? Maybe you need to extract a refund from them, complain about a cancelled flight or destination, etc. The airline prides itself on it's uncontactability, eg they will only consider refunds if you send them a LETTER with a STAMP on it. Anyway, Sharon Hodgson MP has obviously had some issues with them, and decided to read their contact details into the House of Commons' Hansard. Those (now on the public record) details are:

Head office switchboard (Dublin): +353 18 121212
Customer Service Manager's email: greenc@ryanair.com

Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Passed the test

I did the Life in the UK Test today, which you now need to pass to be able to apply for UK citizenship.

There were twenty four multiple choice questions, the best of which was "It is illegal to sell cigarettes to anybody under the age of sixteen. True or False?". Anyway, I passed. They don't tell you the score, but who cares! I'll be swearing my allegiance to old Betty (fingers crossed..while I'm swearing) real soon!

Westminster Council: Serving the public


Spotted in Wardour Street @ lunchtime: Some emergency work being done on the watermain. The Thames Water van being booked by a grey ghost.

Westminster's parking is outsourced to NCP, who have revenue targets set by the council, so therefore are extremely ruthless. Check the extract from this New Statesman story:

"......NCP is contractually obliged to deliver so many thousand tickets a year. If it exceeds its target, it receives a cut of the additional income. Poor workers, most of them immigrants, are pushed to hit the target and make the profit. They have to get by on £6.75 an hour. They make extra money not by enforcing the law conscientiously but by issuing more tickets. The privatised wardens, or "parking attendants", as they have been pointlessly renamed, receive a £50 monthly bonus if they issue two tickets on average an hour, which rises to £215 if their hit rate rises to three tickets an hour.

One NCP worker in Westminster told the Standard that: "Wardens feel under massive pressure. Some end up issuing dodgy tickets to meet the targets. One attendant was fired recently for pretending he had fixed loads of tickets to car windscreens. Later dozens of tickets were found in his locker."......."


Monday, January 29, 2007

A quick hop to Kent


Ever since we went to the Faversham Hop Festival, I've wanted to get a couple of strings for the yard here at Pyrland Road. I found out that new plants are only sold between December and April, so Katie and I went down to Essentially Hops in Bekesbourne near Canterbury. They had four varieties of plants for sale. We grabbed two of the dwarf (Prima Dona) variety, as we don't want thirty foot vines covering the house. Apparently they'll grow to twelve foot in a season, and we may get some flowers this season, but definitely will do next, once the roots are established. Watch this space for the first brew (Potential names please....Poison Dwarf??)

On the way down, we called into Canterbury Cathedral, which is well worth a visit. We managed to time it with the end of the 11.30am Sunday service, so we got to hear the organ and choir in full action. Historical highlights of the cathedral include the spot where Thomas a'Beckett was assassinated by the followers of King Henry II (as a result of a comment by the king that was taken out of context, so legend has it). Most impressive tomb in the building was that of Edward of Woodstock, aka "The Black Prince".

We had lunch in a quaint little Tudor Village called Elham. The pub (The Rose & Crown) was pretty cool and authentic. However, service standards really let the place down.
Maybe an aberration, as the reviews are mainly quite good.

Oz Day in N5 Chapter V



Friday was Austraya day, so we had an Austraya Day party (combined with a belated Katie birthday gig). Owing to last year's flu-led cancellation, I think it's the fifth such event at Pyrland Road. The barbie was cranked, we broke out the stubby holders, and many batches of mulled wine were simmered and consumed. I think proceedings wrapped up about half five Satday morning.

Friday, January 26, 2007

OZ DAY II: Shame Howard, Shame.


Cruelty and xenophobia stir and shame the lucky country

The social regression and flag-waving promoted by Australia's neocon prime minister may come unstuck in Guantánamo

John Pilger
Friday January 19, 2007

Guardian

The Australian writer Donald Horne meant the title of his celebrated book, The Lucky Country, as irony. "Australia is a lucky country run by second-rate people who share its luck," he lamented in 1964, describing much of the Australian elite as unfailingly unoriginal, race-obsessed and in thrall to imperial power and its wars. From Britain's opium adventures to America's current travesty in Iraq, Australians have been sent to fight faraway people with whom they have no quarrel and who offer no threat of invasion. Growing up, I was assured this was a "sacred tradition".

But then another Australia was "discovered". The only war dead whom Australians had never mourned were found right under their noses: those of a remarkable indigenous people who had owned and cared for this ancient land for thousands of years, then fought and died in its defence when the British invaded. In a land littered with cenotaphs, not one honoured them. For many whites, the awakening was rude; for others it was thrilling. In the 70s, thanks largely to the brief, brave and subverted Labor government of Gough Whitlam, the universities opened their studies to these heresies and their gates to a society Mark Twain once identified as "almost entirely populated by the lower orders". A secret history revealed that, long before the rest of the western world, Australian working people had fought for and won a minimum wage, an eight-hour working day, pensions, child benefits and the vote for women. And now there was an astonishing ethnic diversity, and it had happened as if by default: there simply were not enough Britons and "blue-eyed Balts" who wanted to come.

Australia is not often news, cricket and bushfires aside. That is a pity, because the regression of this social democracy into a state of fabricated fear and xenophobia is an object lesson for all societies claiming to be free. In power for more than a decade, the Liberal prime minister, John Howard, comes from the outer reaches of Australia's "neocons". In 1988 he announced that a future government led by him would pursue a "One Australia Policy", a forerunner to Pauline Hanson's infamous One Nation party, whose targets were black Australians and migrants. Howard's targets have been similar. One of his first acts as prime minister was to cut $A400m from the Aboriginal affairs budget. "Political correctness," he said, "has gone too far." Today, black Australians still have one of the lowest life expectancies in the world, and their health is the worst in the world. An entirely preventable disease, trachoma - beaten in many poor countries - still blinds many because of appalling living conditions. The impoverishment of black communities, which I have seen change little over the years, was described in 2006 by Save the Children as "some of the worst we have seen in our work all around the world". Instead of a political respect in the form of a national lands rights law, a war of legal attrition has been waged against the Aborigines; and the epidemics and black suicides continue.

Howard rejoices in his promotion of "Australian values" - a very Australian sycophancy to the sugared "values" of foreign power. The darling of a group of white supremacists who buzz around the Murdoch-dominated press and radio talk-back hosts, the prime minister has used acolytes to attack the "black armband view of history", as if the mass killing and resistance of indigenous Australians did not happen. The fine historian Henry Reynolds, author of The Other Side of the Frontier, has been thoroughly smeared, along with other revisionists. In 2005 Andrew Jaspan, a Briton newly appointed editor of the Melbourne Age, was subjected to a vicious neocon campaign that accused him of "reducing" the Age to "another Guardian".

Flag-waving and an unctuous hand-on-heart jingoism, about which sceptical Australians once felt a healthy ambivalence, are now standard features at sporting and other public events. These serve to prepare Australians for renewed militarism and war, as ordained by the Bush administration, and to cover attacks on Australia's Muslim community. Speak out and you may break a 2005 law of sedition meant to intimidate with the threat of imprisonment for up to seven years. Once described in the media as Bush's "deputy sheriff", Howard did not demur when Bush, on hearing this, promoted him to "sheriff for south-east Asia". Like a mini-Blair, he has sent troops and federal police to the Solomon Islands, Tonga, Papua New Guinea and East Timor. In newly independent East Timor, where Australian governments colluded with Indonesia's 23-year bloody occupation, "regime change" was effectively executed last year with the resignation of the prime minister, Mari Alkatiri, who had the temerity to oppose Canberra's one-sided exploitation of his country's oil and gas resources.

However, it is one man, David Hicks, a spectacular loser in the new Australia, who now threatens Howard's "lucky" facade. Hicks was found among the Taliban in Afghanistan in 2001 and sold as bounty to the Americans by CIA-backed warlords. He has spent more than five years in Guantánamo Bay, including eight months in a cell with no sunlight. He has been tortured, and never charged with any crime. Howard and his attorney-general, Philip Ruddock, have refused even to request Hicks's repatriation, as is his constitutional right, because there are no Australian laws under which Hicks can be charged. Their cruelty is breathtaking. A tenacious campaign by his father, Terry, has ignited a kind of public shame that is growing. This has happened before in Australia, such as the march of a million people across Sydney Harbour Bridge demanding justice for black Australians, and the courageous direct action by young people who forced the closure of notorious outback detention camps for illegal refugees, with their isolation cells, capsicum spray and beatings. Asylum seekers caught in their leaking boats by the ever-vigilant Australian Defence Force are now incarcerated behind electric fences on tiny Christmas Island more than 1,000 miles from the lucky country.

Howard faces no real opposition from the compliant Labor party. The trade unions, facing a rollback of Australia's proud record of workers' rights and up to 43% youth unemployment, have stirred, and filled the streets. But perhaps something wider and deeper is coming from a nation whose most enduring and melancholy self-image is that of disobedient larrikins. During the recent Ashes series, Ian Chappell, one of Australia's most admired cricket captains, walked out of the commentary box when Howard walked in. After seeing for himself conditions in a refugee prison, Chappell said: "These are human beings and you can't just treat them like that ... in cricketing parlance it was like cheating. They were being cheated out of a fair go."

www.johnpilger.com

Guardian Unlimited © Guardian News and Media Limited 2007

OZ DAY I: "There is surely nothing that can be done for this side now..."


If you didn't know it already, England are shot. A nine-wicket defeat was gross enough, but it still flattered their performance. They will be slaughtered by the press and former players, and rightly so, but there is a degree to which they simply deserve sympathy. They have been destroyed as a team over the course of this tour, utterly broken by the relentless nature of Australia's cricket. Demoralised beyond repair, missing most strongest personalities and with their two senior batsmen - Paul Collingwood and Andrew Strauss - entirely out of form, they had no chance against Australia.

See The Guardian's full wrap here.

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Winter Wonderland. Shame about the trains.


Woke up this morning to a blanket of snow in our backyard. It was reasonably thick, maybe three inches in parts. Of course, all the trains stopped working as a result. I love my bike!

Two days before the Oz day BBQ. Last year we were too sick to have one. Should be fine for '07.

Got some pics right here......

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Happy Birthday

Katie!

Double Tragedy

In yesterday's Australian media, it was revealed that Blundstone are to cease making their iconic boots in Hobart after over 130 years. Claiming it is uncompetitive to employ domestic labour, the company is shifting manufacturing to India. Sad. Still, get in there and order yourselves some to stockpile.

Meanwhile, in Newington Green, Keith, our faithful local butcher has apparently shut up shop, not to return. This little bombshell has really sent us in to a tailspin. Always open till seven, with great lamb, pork and beef, we never had to think about dinner until we got home. What to do now? We can't revert to the supermarket's interpretation of the word meat. Might have to get into a bit of home slaughtering......

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Oz Trip - The photos

Hi all,

Been back almost two weeks now. We both had a great time back in Australia, catching up with everybody, eating the food and catching the waves. You may have noticed that a camera was never too far away from the action, be it mine, Katie's or Harry's. As such, there's bucketloads of photos up on my smugmug page. I've tried to break them down into reasonably-sized albums, so try not to be too scared and CHECK THEM OUT.

Love youse all,
Scott & Katie.

Monday, December 18, 2006

Down Unda


Well we're in Australia. I've just joined Katie after a few days solo in Tasmania. She was down for a week, me for ten days. We're now at Her Mum's place in Berrima. She's got a roo in her backyard.

Anyway, there's some very unedited pictures here.

Oh yeah, how about those ashes :) ?

SP

Monday, November 20, 2006

Hackney Cyclists go East

Adam organised a Sunday ride with Hackney Cyclists today. Five of us met @ Stoke Newington Common, then rode down the Lea River to Woolwich, where we were to catch the five minute ferry across the Thames. Due to lack of ferry, we ended up walking across the river, well underneath in the foot tunnel.

From North Woolwich (after I fixed my puncture), we headed further east along the Thames Path, through (beautiful) Erith and other such towns, past the Thames sewerage pumping station (about 9000 times worse than the worst you've smelt at Glastonbury!), then through to Dartford, where we stopped at The Malt Shovel, a great Young's pub for a roast lunch.

Onwards after lunch, and two riders less, we were ferried thru the Dartford tunnel by the Highways Agency, then a nice ride through some Essex countryside and suburbia to Upminster tube, back to Bromley-By-Bow, back up the Lea to Clapton and Adam's place where I fixed my second bloody puncture. From there, a quick jaunt back to Pyrland Road and the beautiful Katie waiting with roast chicken ready to go! All in all, a top day. Nine hours, forty miles, two pints, two punctures, two roasts.

I've got a few photos of the days proceedings right here.

Gone to Gooners

I managed to score three tickets to watch the mighty Arsenal vs Newcastle yesterday at Emirates Stadium (thanks Phil). So myself, Katie & Bobby went to witness the Gooner magic with 60,000 other fans. Unfortunately, as has been the case on more than one occasion this season, the magic was a tad rusty and it finished 1-1. Still, we managed to check out the ground, and Katie saw her first football match. She wants to buy a couple of season passes. They start at £1200.00!

There's a couplea pics here by the way.

Thursday, November 16, 2006

Four stars in The Guardian for BILLY JOEL????

I know this review's a few months old, but I just remembered it, and being pretty surprised, thought it worth throwing up here. Leopards do change spots, it would seem....

Billy Joel

4 stars NEC, Birmingham

Dave Simpson
Friday July 7, 2006

Guardian

There are some things you'd never expect at a Billy Joel concert: the artist hurling a microphone stand 12ft into the air; a roadie called Chainsaw taking lead vocals on a "religious song" which turns out to be AC/DC's Highway to Hell. However, after years off the road, the Piano Man has obviously decided that the one thing left to conquer is his terminally naff public image.

While many have come for ghastly 1980s hits such as Tell Her About It, Joel virtually ignores them all in favour of early material like Angry Young Man. Back then, he says, he was "always bitching about something", but he still delivers fame-game rants Everybody Loves You Now and New York State of Mind with extraordinary venom. Showcasing the songs with three times more energy than usual presents lyrics about Long Island fishing communities and dagger-laden love songs in a new light. Maybe Joel was documenting Noo Yawk life as effectively as Lou Reed all along.

Between songs, he's hilariously pithy: patting his bald head, beginning to play Rule Britannia only to snort: "Ah, always a cheap trick!"

Perhaps if it hadn't been for the likes of Uptown Girl, Joel would still have been considered a peer of Springsteen. Here, he first sends the song up - adopting the romantic persona "Julio" - then switches to the veiled loathing of Sid Vicious doing My Way. He seems far happier tearing through rockers like You May Be Right and It's Still Rock'n'Roll to Me.

As he leaves, he pours water over himself and tells the cheering hordes: "Don't take any shit from anybody." Pop music has rarely been much weirder. At 57, Billy Joel has become a punk.